it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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