I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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