what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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