She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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