Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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