i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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