I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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