haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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