idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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