thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Randomize
