Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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