so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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