Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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