Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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