i just google imaged poop.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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