Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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