Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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