I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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