so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Vodka?
Forever.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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