Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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