Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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