a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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