We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
this just has baby written all over it
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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