I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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