scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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