we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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