why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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