I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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