Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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