Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He? As in you personified your dick?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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