i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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