Rock
Scissors
Fuck
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
