Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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