Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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