He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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