I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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