she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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