in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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