wat bout pragnant strippers??
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.