Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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