Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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