At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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