so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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