what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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