You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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