I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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