Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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