Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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