Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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