im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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