dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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