I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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