Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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