Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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