maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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